Redneck Games

[KC4avon]

Okay, what's the interest level on Friday Redneck Games? It's a fun time, everyone shares ideas, games, prizes & if we need to collect fees for games, who can round up prizes--t-shirts from SC or radio stations, chair in a bag, tix, that type of thing--bottles of alchyhol.
Gun Control--hitting the target of beer cans
Lasso the drunk--rope a chair
Walk the line--spin & do a DUI test
Frozen T-shirt contest.--best I know of are Ts for $2.25 each, that's one that would have to have an entry fee to pay for shirt.
Usual stuff--3 legged races, wheelbarrow races, anyone have a couple trikes for races? Crutches race--I have a couple prs of crutches, tie up a leg & race--this is harder than you think if you've never used crutches. Egg toss. Will need a cowboy to bring a rope for lasso the drunk & of course a volunteer to pass out in chair.
I'm up for trying to gather prize donations--bottles of alchy, see if I can get a station to donate a t-shirt or 2. Will check out the cheapy tshirt store to see if I can get 20 t's to freeze--fun game when it's hotter than h*ck.
Any interest & ideas? Yes, drinking games, but I don't do those, I don't need any encouragement to drink. Sure someone will have a beer pong championship--I'd puke if I drank warm beer that had someone's filthy hands & a groddy ball in it...ha ha.

[Kymery]

i have crutches

And do i dare ask what the Frozen T-shirt contest is? Does it involve women not wearing brazeers?

Man..you are a barrel of monkey! (whoo another game)

[KC4avon]

frozin t's are just that...get em wet, ball em up, freeze em solid...first to get it unfrozen & on wins...yes, it's interesting for both sexes to watch..what's a brazeer?...it's all about the nakedness, redneck & "cluster fun" of stupidity!!

[Kymery]

frozin t's are just that...get em wet, ball em up, freeze em solid...first to get it unfrozen & on wins...yes, it's interesting for both sexes to watch..what's a brazeer?...it's all about the nakedness, redneck & "cluster fun" of stupidity!!

hahaha..ok..now that is a good one!! Never heard of it...and I thought I have heard of everything!!

[uscpsycho]

I thunk you waz bringin yer wee - http://www.amazon.com/Calvin-Tuckers-Redneck-Jamboree-Nintendo-Wii/dp/B00182QCZG


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[KC4avon]

oh that there's funny, I don't care who you are...I forgot about this one!!

Toilet Seat Throwing - just like horseshoes except you use a toilet seat and plunger

[festivalfan]

KC, I think I'll pull up my chair for a front row seat at these redneck olympics..!

[KUZN EDY]

I saw an offroad tricycle at Harbor Frieght on Sunday, thought of this thread and had to buy it. Your all invited to come by my camp for a timed lap on the trike! (Remember its the fastest one to complete the lap and slam a "beverage"). I will get a stop watch, mark out some type of course around camp and give a bottle of something (probably Patron knowing this crowd) to the fastest time by Sunday. I havent worked out the details but i remember a bar that did this with a leader board and other fun stuff, i will try to do the same.

[socalcountrygrl]

Ha Ha Ha!! Sounds Fun, But Dangerous!! I'M IN :)

[KC4avon]

I saw an offroad tricycle at Harbor Frieght on Sunday, thought of this thread and had to buy it. Your all invited to come by my camp for a timed lap on the trike! (Remember its the fastest one to complete the lap and slam a "beverage"). I will get a stop watch, mark out some type of course around camp and give a bottle of something (probably Patron knowing this crowd) to the fastest time by Sunday. I havent worked out the details but i remember a bar that did this with a leader board and other fun stuff, i will try to do the same.

oh Kuz, that's too friggin' funny!!.....I'm heading to HF w/my $40 gift card to buy scissor jacks, hope I don't get distracted & buy a trike! Okay, we need to come up some prizes, if anyone "knows people", how about radio station t-shirts, tix...I'm crippled, I'll suck, but I'm IN for booze!

Another idea I had was to have an entry fee that would cover the bottle(s), then rest collected go to the AVON Walk person--sorry, bad w/names, but be sure to bring some collection cans for your walk!!

COOL COOL COOL..made my day

[uscpsycho]

OK. This is sounding like too much fun.

We have just under a month to figure out how to sneak me into the campgrounds. Sounds like much fun is had there and I'm never in on it http://i.slickdeals.net/images/smilies2/crying02.gif

[KC4avon]

OK. This is sounding like too much fun.

We have just under a month to figure out how to sneak me into the campgrounds. Sounds like much fun is had there and I'm never in on it http://i.slickdeals.net/images/smilies2/crying02.gif

you're not camping there?...yikes...I have my extra camp wristbands for sale for $30 each, someone might give you one, but I need to get some $$ to defray the cost...but you'll get in one way or the other

[oil_spill_bill]

I am sooooo in.
I think I have a pair of crutches I can bring.
So where is this going to be at?
I have two friends taking RVs and I'm sure they'll have extra wrist bands to sell.
I'll mention it to them you all can look for me

[GooseIsLoose]

I have 7 girls total in our group that would love to play some Redneck Games. These girls come from Montana so they really know what's up!

When and where?

[oil_spill_bill]

Redneck games yeah

[HonkeyTonker]

so this will take place on friday??? in the forum??? nice. sounds like this weekend will be a lot better then last year :)

[Kymery]

KC you are funny.. I am sooooo busy right now and catching up on the boards! This is gonna be a hoot!!

[KUZN EDY]

Unfortunately i got to work friday, but i will still be there thursday to set up camp and be back hopefully late friday afternoon with the whole crew to join the party. I will have the trike at my camp and set up a course and leader board for people to stop by and take a lap while we are there. Or if one of you meet me thursday night you can borrow the trike for the friday games.

[socalcountrygrl]

KUZN EDY, Are You In ED1, ED2, International or Tent Camping???

[HonkeyTonker]

hahaha i totally forgot about international. do many ppl camp there???

[socalcountrygrl]

hahaha i totally forgot about international. do many ppl camp there???

I Know A Lot Of People Got Stuck There Last Year...Not By Choice. They Overbooked or Ran Outta Room In ED1 and Had To "Overflow" To The International Site :( Other Than That....Don't Know Anyone Who Actually Purchased An International Spot. WHAT A HIKE!!

[HonkeyTonker]

ya it seems kinda pointless. i mean SC is about the party and don't they have strict rules at the international campground???

[sc09orBust]

Unfortunately i got to work friday, but i will still be there thursday to set up camp and be back hopefully late friday afternoon with the whole crew to join the party. I will have the trike at my camp and set up a course and leader board for people to stop by and take a lap while we are there. Or if one of you meet me thursday night you can borrow the trike for the friday games.


ha ha thats awesome!!!!! can't wait to see the action!!!!

[KC4avon]

I was at a radio event that gave away International sites...I didn't have a site, so I offered the winner $50 for the site. Then found an ED2 on this forum, sold the Int. for $50 & bought ED2 for $80. Was worth it to me. I had no idea they were really $250 last yr & then you had to buy wristbands too? So yes, I knew someone who stayed at Int last yr, but it wasn't me.



I Know A Lot Of People Got Stuck There Last Year...Not By Choice. They Overbooked or Ran Outta Room In ED1 and Had To "Overflow" To The International Site :( Other Than That....Don't Know Anyone Who Actually Purchased An International Spot. WHAT A HIKE!!

[Kymery]

I was at a radio event that gave away International sites...I didn't have a site, so I offered the winner $50 for the site. Then found an ED2 on this forum, sold the Int. for $50 & bought ED2 for $80. Was worth it to me. I had no idea they were really $250 last yr & then you had to buy wristbands too? So yes, I knew someone who stayed at Int last yr, but it wasn't me.

Wow...that was a deal!! but I thought you had an ADA spot?? Are you in EDII this year?

[KC4avon]

Wow...that was a deal!! but I thought you had an ADA spot?? Are you in EDII this year?

sorry, that was about last yr...yes, I'm in ADA this yr...& no Festi, I won't have the newer rig by then....have too many trips coming up, can't afford to risk selling this one & then not getting what I want....we had 2 RV's in the driveway a couple yrs ago, not gonna insure & store 2 Rv's again...that was expensive & p*ssed off the UPS man who had to back down the driveway...anyway, I'm still up for a horseshoe w/my baby RV...we could stick in a large RV too, 3 sites are 60 ft long, so we'll have a huge open area even w/all your slides

[KC4avon]

Back to the games--ohmygosh...have you seen those "flying monkey" slingshots?....wellllllllllll, I just found CHICKENS & they make noise!!...noise, yikes...ha ha...okay, new game, Chicken Toss....I gotta hide a couple for SC. They are fun--well, inside the store they were a hoot!...any SD's going to the Marady Candy/Gift sale in Poway this wkend?...might want to pick up a couple more, way too much fun

[Kymery]

Back to the games--ohmygosh...have you seen those "flying monkey" slingshots?....wellllllllllll, I just found CHICKENS & they make noise!!...noise, yikes...ha ha...okay, new game, Chicken Toss....I gotta hide a couple for SC. They are fun--well, inside the store they were a hoot!...any SD's going to the Marady Candy/Gift sale in Poway this wkend?...might want to pick up a couple more, way too much fun

Oh..those damn monkey's!! Drove me nuts at Ocotillo...a friend brought a bunch of them and the kids were throwing them all weekend. Guess I need to drink more to drown them out!! hehe

[KC4avon]

Oh..those damn monkey's!! Drove me nuts at Ocotillo...a friend brought a bunch of them and the kids were throwing them all weekend. Guess I need to drink more to drown them out!! hehe

well the chickens don't screech as long nor as loudly as those dang monkeys!

[Kymery]

well the chickens don't screech as long nor as loudly as those dang monkeys!

Phew....that's good! I have enough turkey and monkey's here ...don't need more on my girls weekend.

speaking of girls weekend...yeah...I have the 11th alone with the girls as a warm up for SC...just gotta figure out where and what to do.

[KUZN EDY]

Found a set of 3 foot apehanger handlebars last weekend... So obviously the best place to put them was on the trike! See picture (daughter for scale)

[tgcali]

That's hysterical.

[KUZN EDY]

That's hysterical.

Whats more histerical is gunna be watching people dump it at turn 1... I already ate sh!t in my front yard and i was sober!

[festivalfan]

ha ha ha ha ha .. the trike is great, the little girl is adorable. great picture..

[Lizzy]

aww this all sounds like fun I wish I would have bought my ed2 pass when they went on sale, so that I could join in on the fun!

[KUZN EDY]

I'll be in ED1... Come by and take a lap so we can laugh with/at you!

[countrygrl72]

This sounds great! I'll need to figure out a way to sneak on as well. I would totally rock at the toilet seat throw!!! So Friday night in the forum?

[GooseIsLoose]

Beer bong relays anyone? Under the purple canopy in the Forum. BYOB and a winning attitude!:D

[KC4avon]

Beer bong relays anyone? Under the purple canopy in the Forum. BYOB and a winning attitude!:D

Hey Goose, I might have to stumble over for a beer bong...since you started it...ha ha...
duck duck duck ___________

[festivalfan]

I saw an offroad tricycle at Harbor Frieght on Sunday, thought of this thread and had to buy it. Your all invited to come by my camp for a timed lap on the trike! (Remember its the fastest one to complete the lap and slam a "beverage"). I will get a stop watch, mark out some type of course around camp and give a bottle of something (probably Patron knowing this crowd) to the fastest time by Sunday. I havent worked out the details but i remember a bar that did this with a leader board and other fun stuff, i will try to do the same.

ok, Edy, if we're able to park near eachother, I'll make sure your trike is safe on Friday while you're busy gathering your posse..maybe we need to Lojack that puppy !!

[KUZN EDY]

ok, Edy, if we're able to park near eachother, I'll make sure your trike is safe on Friday while you're busy gathering your posse..maybe we need to Lojack that puppy !!

Im going to leave it out in the open for anyone to use, however its going to be on a GIANT mouse trap! Good luck...

[KUZN EDY]

I said I would give a bottle of Patron to the person who could ride the trike the fastest... Fair is Fair! The winner was Nick, some random guy who came by Friday night and did the course in 25sec without falling or cheating. Heres a pick to prove it! Next year this could be you...

[Kymery]

I said I would give a bottle of Patron to the person who could ride the trike the fastest... Fair is Fair! The winner was Nick, some random guy who came by Friday night and did the course in 25sec without falling or cheating. Heres a pick to prove it! Next year this could be you...

OMG wasn't that 7'10 dude funny on that trike!! and wow...KC was a hoot. She gave us a great show! She pulled it off in fashion.:D:D

[gaypalmsprings]

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[tractorpilot]

I said I would give a bottle of Patron to the person who could ride the trike the fastest... Fair is Fair! The winner was Nick, some random guy who came by Friday night and did the course in 25sec without falling or cheating. Heres a pick to prove it! Next year this could be you...

Hey Kuzn Eddy
Nick is my friends son he even shared the Patron with me. Thanks alot

[gaypalmsprings]

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[gaypalmsprings]

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